[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave*

you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] people think that you've stopped lying...but you've only gotten better at it.

[x] You have been called a blond.

[x] you think the white padded room is fun and you still have'nt figured out why

you cant move your arms.

[] you scream whenever the phone rings.

[] you scream whenever the phone rings.*

[ ] you had no idea that i just repeated that.

[ ] you just looked back to see what i repeated.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that "The Alphabet" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" had the

same melody.

[ ] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You type with three fingers or less.

[ ] dont scroll down.

[x] you just scrolled down.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.*

[ ] when you play truth or dare you always say dare because you want somebody

to tell you to run around the yard naked.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] when you're typing you sometimes press the shift button when you shouldn't.

[ ] you've asked the dominos guy "guess what i did with my 30 minutes?"

[ ] and the dominos guy says he can't answer that.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking

about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

[x] then you start talking to yourself unknowingly.

[ ] you spend your time on the computer talking to people you dont know or

looking for fun quizes to take.

[ ] you ask a lot of questions.

[ ] then you answer most of them yourself.

[ ] or the voices answer them for you.

[ ] you listen to a song and decide to follow their directions.

[ ] you ended up injured from following the directions.

[ ] you ended up in handcuffs in a police car for following the directions.

[ ] instead of reading this test your singing it.

[ ] you just started to sing this.

[ ] you ask a question but don't listen to the answer. *

[ ]... so you ask again but forget the answer.*

[ ] when people aren't looking you pick your nose.

[ ] you just checked to make sure no one was looking.

[x] you know that the voices are real and you talk to them on a daily basis.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more

important.

[ ] you know that gasoline, when mixed with fire, prevents skin cancer.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket

the whole time.

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will come

true if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.*

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[] The word "um" is used frequently.

[] You don't know what "um" means.

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[ ] you know what "por favor" means.

[x] you can count to ten in another language.

[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.